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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

knock knock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

womens rights.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

its all aodhan

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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