Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

He walked in a bar

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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