Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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ur an fagit

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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so how about that irline food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Daym im romantic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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