- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

i lost the game

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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