What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

YO FACE

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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