Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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