How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Mullets

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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