What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Poop

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Anti Joke

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