- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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