- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

josh roberts got the d in geog

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Do you like apples? Yes

I would rape her

Women.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.