- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

I once did something.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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