- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Knock Knock Come in.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

I have aids

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Mormons having fun.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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