- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

skurfboards we love fat kids

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

You having friends.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Terry has ebola

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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