- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

this is not an anti joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

roses are red, violets are blue.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

why did the man die? he was shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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