What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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hey justin

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U mad?

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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