- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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