Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Your mom is so fat...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Mormons having fun.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Your all fags

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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This is not an anti joke.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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