- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you hold someone in suspense?

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

i lost the game

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