What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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