- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Your dads dead. lol

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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