- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

This one time at band camp music was played.

how may i help you

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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