- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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