- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

There's my tractor.

i just wrote this so hard

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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