- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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