- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

fruit salad?

I killed someone today. :D

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Moo! I'm a goat!

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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