What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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David Silberberg is gay

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

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