-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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