What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

world peace

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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