- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Beka has AIDS

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

H o m o comes out as homo

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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