A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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I agree

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why did the book disappear?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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