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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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