Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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