Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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And more;

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Neither have I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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