why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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