- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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