What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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NAACP

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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religion

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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British Dentistry

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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