Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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world peace

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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