What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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