What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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