- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

You're tall.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Keanu Reaves

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Autism speaks but not really

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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