It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

mark is religion

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Anti Joke

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