- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

My friend harris is fat.

whats polish and black a polish black person

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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