- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

why do you care?

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A russian gives away vodka.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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