A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Women's rights

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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