- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where are you going Your house

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

DESERT

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

There's my tractor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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