Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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