Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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