- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Women have the right to vote.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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