What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Gay Rights

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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That's what she didn't say

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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GADZOOKS!

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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LOL May Wong

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Anti Joke

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