You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A midget walks under a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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