how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What you reading? reading?

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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