What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

ugh good riddance

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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