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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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