Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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