Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Justin Bieber

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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full house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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