Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Cancer

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Beka has AIDS

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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