Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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