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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

The Christian Bible.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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