- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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