- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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