- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock opens the door

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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