- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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